Favourite Brainisms

• "Yes, Pinky, that's it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen."
• "Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean."
• "And I am the Iconoclast, an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer... [whack on the head] but you may call me Noodle Noggin."
• Whilst being chased by a dragon, Pinky turns to Brain and asks "What do we do now, Brain?"
  Brain: "We should flee in terror. Yes! THAT would be the wisest course of action. "
• To Pinky, while wearing stilts: "If I could reach you, I would hurt you."
• "Strange, suddenly all of my thoughts are in Dutch."
• "Some mice have more evolving to do than others."
• "Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky."
• Upon seeing Pinky with a stupid looking horse: "Dear God, they're multiplying."
• Brain: "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
  Pinky: "You have no idea."
• Brain: "It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?"
  Pinky: "Ummm... the rubber band?"
  Brain: "The workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky."
• To a suggestion from Pinky: "Brilliant, Pinky! Oh, no, wait. What if we want to use a plan that works?"
• "Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed."
• "Hmm. It will be difficult. They're all expecting a tiny, obsessed megalomaniac who's bent on taking over the world. Instead, they have me."
• Pinky, after kicking Brain into the cage bars while doing his Russian dance: "Gee, Brain, what are you doing over there?"
  Brain: "Pondering your afterlife, Pinky."
• "Remember, I'm not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I'm also a mouse planning world domination."
• "Here we are, Pinky--at the dawn of time!"
  "Narf, Brain. Wake me at the noon of time."
• "Egad! You astound me, Brain!"
  "That's a simple task, Pinky."

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